I’ve always wondered where that old “sick as a dog” expression came from. I’m not really a dog person, but at least the dogs I’ve known over the years haven’t been all that sick, at least as a general rule. I am a different story, seem to have some sort of stomach thing. Yay! I […]
Johnny asks grandpa: “Do you still have sex with granny?” Grandpa says: “Yes, but only oral.” Johnny asks: “What is oral?” Grandpa says: “I say fuck you, she says fuck you, too.”
Okay, this is a Craigslist beauty You came up to me in Starbucks and in the sweetest voice explained that my balls were visible and suggested I may be more cautious. After you walked away, I realized that you must have been trying to introduce yourself. If you’d like to see me or my beautiful […]
I’m a long term IRC junkie, I’ve been on IRC since my early teenage years. I’m weird, I go on IRC and find sex channels just to chat. Not for cybersex, not for roleplaying (yes, that’s cybersex again), not for phone sex, not to meet anyone, just to chat. Sometimes about sex. Okay, often. But […]
So every year early in July in Calgary we have something called the Calgary Stampede. Starting with a parade that 350,000 (yes, that’s one third of all of Calgary) shows up downtown to watch. Yeah, that’s great for traffic. Next, for the duration of the 10 day rodeo, there are over a million admissions into […]
A woman enrolled in nursing school is attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day is involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asks the woman if she knows what her asshole does when she has an orgasm. “Sure!” she says, “He’s at home taking care of the kids […]